Shakira!

As much as I try to hate her, my hate can continue no longer. That video that's out right now "Don't Bother" is phenomenal. I think every girl can relate to that car crushing/voodoo doll scene. I especially like the lyrics:

She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all

So, I'll forget the fact that the girl I can't stand the most at school looks like an uglier version of Shakira. I'll forget the fact that I can see Shakira's heinie in the video beneath her see through nighty. And I'll put up with the Shakira booty dances, just so I can secretly like her music from afar.