ALI G ON DA 4 TRAIN

Dear Mr. Sacha Baron Cohen,

I heard you were on the 4 train in Brooklyn recently dressed up as Borat trying to kiss random men. I'm sad to say it wasn't me you tried kissing. You even got down at Borough Hall, MY subway station! Not sure if you're filming your movie here, but I'm praying and wishing to run into you in the Heights.

xoxo
Sara