ROCK STAR: INXS

Oh my lord Suzie!!! Why and how on earth could you fuck up "Remedy"??!!! I coulda and shoulda auditioned just so I could have kicked your ass on that song. Michael Hutchence must be rolling over in his grave(that was not a very PC thing to say, sorry if I offend anyone - oh wait, no one's reading this damn blog!).

And Simon Cowell - where are you when we need you!? The nice boys of INXS pale in comparison to you.

My money's on Daphna - another fellow '97 SU VPA alum.

I wonder who will sing "Hard to Handle" in the next episode? Please, don't butcher it if not for mine, then for Otis Redding and Chris Robinson's sake.