Crazy Sara's Blog

2007-02-18T14:36:00.000-08:00

Recent & Random MySpace messages I've received & kept for a laugh

Clinton

Hello Pretty,
How are you doing today?...Hope fine...just took a lucky spin on the Profiles on here and stumble on your profile...I must confess you are an episode to watch out for when it comes to beauty..an epitome of beau in the word beauty, A priceless jewel that worth sorting after and ofcourse a perfect example of God's artistic nature...I just sum it up and deduce you are an intricate act of complex craftmanship by God...I really dont know how well to discribe your astonishing beauty cos all i can think of seems to be an understatement.. Well, I basically will like to know more about you and will love to get to chat with you soon..I have yahoo and msn messengers...let me know the one you have and when you are available to chat so we can chat...I am dieing to read from you and hope to read from you soon...Till then it is with love from me to you...( and hope i can get some receprocation for that)
Hugs,
Clinton.

Kenneth

My God Sara! (And I am a man of God, which is Love..1 John 4:8) I think that you are so incredibly and wonderfully gorgeous! ..lol I understand that everyone is an expression of the Father God’s Love, Creativity, Character, Wisdom, Hope, and Grace, that no one else in time has or can express, and this you certainly are.

I think that it is safe to say that the Lord loves you so much that he keeps your photo on his refrigerator. Certainly He had only one blueprint with you in mind and I am sure that your parents are proud of you and the lineage of your ancestors would be proud and honored if they could actually see you now. (smile)

You know scripture teaches that God was so exact in molding your beauty that it implies He was careful as to not make a mistake in creating you.. It is true.. Psalms 139:14, “I will thank you and acknowledge you Lord, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are they words, and that my soul (mind, will, emotions) knows what is right very well.”

I thought that if your charisma and "attractiveness" is a result of the beauty and reflection of your inner heart, I might be cheating myself if I did not at least make an attempt to discover and embrace a tiny portion of your uniqueness for my own enlightenment. (smile) That is one of the reasons I would be honored with your friendship…

Below are Some of my Writings that I think accurately describes at least a portion of what I wish to express and that I believe is encased somewhere, someplace deep within your heart.. (smile) I did not want to pass up the opportunity to send you an email that could perhaps encourage or inspire you in a positive way. As time permits, take a look at my Blog and photos and if you are inspired or encouraged, (or entertained..lol) perhaps we could be “cyberspace friends”…

Thanks for Taking the Time to Share,
LOve,
Kenneth Bleu,
Aka, Kenny Candela
Jer. 29:11
"I know the thoughts I Have towards you says the Lord. They are always thoughts of Peace, and never of evil.. thoughts of peace and love aimed at your heart, to give you an expected, successful end."

Kash

Hello Sara,

If you into smart and witty conversations/chat on topics like Human behaviour, Philosophy, Spirituality, Sex, Fashion, Medicine, and Technology, then I am here for you.
If you are sincere, honest, and a friend for the long term, I am here for you.

If you have time to respond mails promptly, wit for wit, and have response for most every question/comment, then I am here for you.

I love to read, write poetry, and articles on life, love, etc. I desire to be friends with those who have guts, are sincere, and dare to be frank, honest, and have time to respond,reciprocate and appreciate the goodness coming their way.

I think we could be great friends.
I extend my hand of Friendship to you.

I am ready, and willing, and able. BUT, ARE YOU??

Rgds,

Kash

Tim

HI
Body:	guy's must be blind,stupid or maybe u live on the moon. for no one to capture your heart by now is simply amazing.

2007-02-18T14:30:00.000-08:00

VDay

Saw Music & Lyrics, and of course it totally sucked, but seeing Hugh Grant is always nice.

After that we went to a Love Lost readings event at the Altoids Shoppe and saw Jonathan Ames among many others read. I nearly peed during one of his short stories it so unbelievably crazy. Stocked up on beverages and cupcakes topped with chocolate dipped mints. What better way to spend an otherwise ominous holiday. Lo and behold, we got the "I Love You More Than You Know" Jonathan Ames book in our goodie bags :)

2007-02-06T14:04:00.000-08:00

Happy Festivus Belativus.

Yum.

2007-02-06T13:57:00.000-08:00

David Blaine Again

One of my other crushes. Wow, these pics are old. I haven't posted in months...bad blogger.

2007-02-06T13:32:00.000-08:00

Lizards & Snakes: ALIVE!

I kind of want a lizard now. Well, that or a dove.

2007-02-06T13:11:00.000-08:00

More Butterflies...

I'm considering getting rid of my blog completely and figuring out how to use Flickr...any advice out there?

2007-02-06T12:54:00.000-08:00

Butterflies

I've been a bit down recently, but I went to a Letterman taping last night with Ashley - It was just what the doctor ordered. Took some of the fun out of watching the show after seeing how so much of it is staged. Seeing Dave close up was worth it though. I have the hugest tiny crush on him.

2007-02-06T12:52:00.000-08:00

Spring Street

That's my friend Hillary's pic blown up really huge...I forgot what these huge photos are called, but very awesome to see this in person.

2006-11-06T15:55:00.000-08:00

Face Your Fears Haunted House: LES

Went to this last week too, and boy was it fun. I wasn't really scared though, no matter how many times the actors tried to boo me. I was more scared of the two scaredy cat girls running into me and shoving me. Loved the shrinking room and the pitch black windy corridors...it's scarier when you're imagination is running amock.

2006-11-06T15:53:00.000-08:00

Borat

Finally saw it Saturday night. Absolutely brilliant and painfully funny. A little disturbing at the same time though. Can't wait for Bruno!

My parents are going to see it. I think they think it's going to be like Benny Hill or something...

2006-11-03T19:55:00.000-08:00

Borat

I was supposed to go tonight, but both showings at Court Street were sold out! What's a girl to do but try again tomorrow. :(

2006-11-03T19:30:00.001-08:00

Halloween Parade 10.31.06

First year I didn't have time or energy to dress up. Next year having my own party and dressing up as Rick James, just so I can say "I'm Rick James bitch!" over and over and over again.

It was so warm out that the parade was just way too crowded. My friend Jess and I nearly got trampled trying to leave at 14 st, and I have the bruises to prove it. Right after that I yelled at about 4 police officers to do their damn job.

2006-11-03T19:20:00.000-08:00

Chihuly Exhibit 10.29.06

I was underwhelmed, but I got a lotta pics...

2006-11-03T19:14:00.000-08:00

Greenwood Cemetary 10.28.06

The catacombs were oh so creepy...

2006-10-17T19:45:00.000-07:00

Ryne & Kali - 10.14.06

2006-10-17T19:43:00.000-07:00

Mel's Painted On Shirt

2006-10-17T17:38:00.000-07:00

I'm having a string of bad luck and praying for some good...

2006-10-03T21:05:00.000-07:00

Oops, I almost forgot - I'm moving!

I finally found a one-bedroom in Brooklyn Heights on an even nicer block than I'm on now - Joralemon @ Garden Place. I'll be paying a hell of a lot more money, but hopefully it's worth it until I can afford to buy at 110 Livingston in a couple years. I have to move in 3 wks, and I'm going to Phoenix the weekend before. No time for packing, only schleping, at the rate I'm going ;) Anyone who reads this and can help me move 10/21 or 10/22, please let me know!

2006-10-03T20:53:00.000-07:00

Deepavali 10.1.06

Hilary and I checked out the Deepavali Festival at SSS for the first time. I bought two panjabi dresses for $15 each, a cool t-shirt for my dad, a ganesh ornament for my mom, and oh yeah, another shirt for me :) Even Hilary bought an outfit :) Not to mention the dosas! No comparison to my mom's of course, but it was dosas!

2006-10-03T20:45:00.000-07:00

RockCorps 2006 Concert After-Party 9.23.06

Overall, the party was great too. Very impressed by the DJs Clinton Sparks and from the Reception Cipha Sounds. All eyes were on this guy on the dance floor...

2006-10-03T20:21:00.000-07:00

RockCorps 2006 Concert @ Radio City 9.23.06
Overall, everything went really well...very cool to do an event at Radio City. Nas was the surprise guest. Those of you who went to SU while I was there know if I met him I would have given him a piece of my mind for not showing to Manley Field House! Here's what the full lineup was from what I remember: Nas, Kelis, TI, Young Jeezy, Don Omar, Fabolous, Nelly, Nick Cannon hosting, Panic! At the Disco, and Taking Back Sunday.

2006-10-03T20:06:00.000-07:00

Life is moving faster than I can blog!

The 12-14 hour days ended over a week ago, but I kind of miss the adrenaline.

Here's some pics from the Brooklyn Bridge Skate Park project Ashley & I volunteered at on 9.23 through my job at RockCorps. I've never had so much fun volunteering.

2006-09-19T21:10:00.000-07:00

My New Job

I'm really loving it so far. I've been working 12 hour days this week, and honestly, I wouldn't even know it.

Hopefully, my boss isn't reading this blog anymore as he joked with me that he read my MySpace page, checked out my photography, blog, etc. before hiring me. I heard of companies doing this, but I've never actually been told that I've been "MySpace checked" before.

2006-09-17T18:49:00.000-07:00

NJ Sucks!

I missed my flight to Phoenix leaving out of Newark airport because of so many different factors. Overall, I'm blaming it on Jersey. I had fun in NYC regardless of the stress on Friday.

2006-09-17T18:30:00.000-07:00

Atlantic Antic 9.17.06

2006-09-17T18:22:00.000-07:00

NYC International Pickle Day 9.17.06

Hot half sours were my favorite! Oh yeah, and the pickled garlic stalks. They even had Indian pickle with rice! Yummmm....

2006-09-17T18:14:00.000-07:00

San Gennaro Festival 9.16.06

Regretfully, the original Dunk the Clown guy was no longer there - his replacement was so-so. We even checked out the MOB exhibit with original photos, paraphenalia, and evidence galore.

2006-09-17T16:44:00.000-07:00

Irina's 30th BDay Party @ The National in Brighton Beach

I've confirmed the Russian-Indian connection. Next stop - Tatiana!

2006-09-17T16:24:00.000-07:00

The Art Parade 9.9.06

My bestest parade by far this year. Even got a pic of Ashley & Elvis.

2006-09-13T22:08:00.000-07:00

I Love Lukas!

I SO called it! The world is alright.

Art Parade and photos from The National (russian suare) to come soon...

2006-08-28T19:38:00.000-07:00

Show Your Heart for Peace on the Subway

2006-08-28T19:22:00.000-07:00

Bollywood Benedict 8.27.06

My real birthday consisted of a private screening of Holiday, the Indian version of Dirty Dancing, enjoyed on 4 giant screens while drinking yummy chipotle bloody marys and eating fancy, non-runny eggs.

Thanks to Irina for making my day so special and for the Indian cheesecake with a candle in it :)

2006-08-28T19:12:00.000-07:00

More pretty pics from the party courtesy of Vadim Parkansky 8.24.06

BTW Vadim & Irina - the lomo was my most favorite gift :) Can't wait to use it...

2006-08-28T18:49:00.000-07:00

My 31st BDay Party/B-School Graduation Party 8.24.06

I know what you're thinking, when is she gonna grow up already and stop having parties! Well, I decided on having one at the last second because I figured why the hell not celebrate your friends, family, accomplishments, life, etc EVERY YEAR. You only live once right? Life is beautiful, but sometimes it takes a birthday party to help you see it.

The Delancey rooftop was a perfect venue to have it - f*c# Nublu for trying so damn hard to be "unfindable". I'm over it.

I'm afraid there were no crazy highlights like from years past, but I think that's a sign of growing old gracefully :) Oh wait, we did see Julian Lennon walk right through my party.

2006-08-28T18:42:00.000-07:00

Mikey @ Rockwood Music Hall 8.22.06

2006-08-17T14:19:00.000-07:00

What is the world coming to???

Chris Robinson and Kate Hudson broke up, and Zayra went home? Say it isn't so...

2006-08-13T20:48:00.000-07:00

Hong Kong Dragon Boat Festival 8.13.06

I'm done with school as of Thursday night. Yay to me...

2006-07-28T18:59:00.000-07:00

Boat Basin/Fordham Anniversary

Winding down...

2006-07-26T21:35:00.000-07:00

More on Zayra

I think she sounds like a cross between Alannis Morissette/Bjork/Karen O/Marilyn Manson.

2006-07-26T21:22:00.000-07:00

Rockstar SuperNova

I think I'm in love with Zayra, and I love watching Lucas too - wish he'd start singing though. Zayra is a star. Phew! I was sweating bullets there for a sec tonight.

2006-07-23T22:11:00.000-07:00

McCarren Pool

Went to check out the venue today and to meet the promoter. Very cool venue and people running it. Meant to take a pic of the hollowed out pool, but I forgot. I think the sweltering heat from a lack of greenery did it. They even had a slip & slide! I was tempted. Oh yeah, and the Madonna water...can't remember the name, but she was selling it at her shows.

Found these toys someone was throwing out on my block and found it slightly disturbing for some reason...

2006-07-23T22:03:00.000-07:00

Twins & Multiples Day at Coney Island 7.23.06

I wasn't able to stay for the contest where all the multiples come to, but I got a few pics of some cute pairs.

2006-07-23T21:43:00.000-07:00

MADONNA 4.18.06

One of the best concerts ever hands down. I was a "virgin" so to speak to Madonna concerts, but I was very impressed. These are the best pics I could take from our nosebleed seats...I'm not complaining though. I SO wanted to be one of these drag queens in the front row catching the gold Madonna balloons.

2006-07-16T14:10:00.000-07:00

Bastille Day & Bocce 7.16.06

2006-07-16T14:03:00.000-07:00

Siren 7.15.06

2006-07-16T14:02:00.000-07:00

Dema's BDay Party

2006-07-16T14:00:00.000-07:00

Soccer crowds from last weekend...

2006-07-16T13:59:00.000-07:00

My Mom as Chewbacca

2006-07-09T15:58:00.000-07:00

July 4th 2006

2006-07-09T15:52:00.000-07:00

Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest 7.4.06

2006-06-26T11:01:00.000-07:00

Gay Pride Parade 6.25.06

This time from a rooftop view drinking some yummy sangria. There was a noticable plethora of charter schools and churches representing this year.

2006-06-26T10:57:00.000-07:00

Dinosaur Barbeque - NYC

Not quite the same atmosphere as Syracuse, but very close. Instead of throwing straws at us, the waitress threw silverware. A little more dangerous than Syracuse ;)

My friend Lara whose birthday it was asked what the "Vegetable of the Day" was, and the waitress replied seriously "Fruit salad".

Totally worth the long trip to Harlem.

2006-06-20T10:57:00.000-07:00

Nick Lachey Behind the Music

I feel your pain Nick.

2006-06-20T10:52:00.000-07:00

Fordham Picnic in the Park

Good times, but my thighs are still tremoring from the softball.

2006-06-10T21:41:00.000-07:00

Full Moon

Back to the russian wedding. I've decided, if I was on death row, and my time was up - I would attend a russian wedding and die happy.

To the girl who was fighting with her boyfriend and rode the train alone quietly sobbing all the way to my stop, I feel your pain. Just saying "Guys Suck", and we were instant stranger-friends. Way to go socking your boyfriend with your Steve Madden shopping bag. I'm sure he deserved it.

The full moon outside my window peeking through the trees is magnificent. I have to say with a moon like this, who cares about not being able to see stars in the NYC sky.

2006-06-10T12:46:00.000-07:00

Jay Z and Alicia Keys

Jay Z is smaller in person than the "larger than life" persona I remembered from when I worked on one of his videos a couple years ago.

Alicia Keys is even more stunning and glowing inside and out.

2006-06-10T12:38:00.000-07:00

Russian Wedding 6.4.06

Best wishes to Irina and Vadim :) Boy are these weddings crazy. For those of you who have been to russian weddings before, why did you not warn me to prepare me to empty my belly, detox my liver, and wear comfortable shoes??

2006-05-27T16:08:00.000-07:00

Whitney Biennial 2006

Hit or miss, as I expected. The " Caligula" movie trailer remake and the 911 impossible projection were the best by far. It's amazing what's considered art these days.

2006-05-27T16:04:00.000-07:00

I didn't forget

The American Idol play-by-play synopsis is coming up later this weekend. Just too much to write about it right now. Overall, I'd have to say the best TV I've ever seen.

2006-05-27T16:02:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah, and Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous"

2006-05-27T15:58:00.000-07:00

I love the Dixie Chicks!!!

Specifically "Lullaby" and "Not Ready to Make Nice".

2006-05-23T21:07:00.000-07:00

Graduation

I'm not officially graduating till August, but I walked in the ceremony this past Sunday. Other than the lame address to graduates, it was pretty great. My family wasn't there, but a few friends of mine came. I love you guys, you know who you are. Thanks Dmitry for being my b*&#^ and carrying my stuff around, taking pics, etc. Thanks Patrick for the loud screams in that ever so quiet Avery Fisher Hall. Thanks Lara for being my stand in Jewish mom. And thanks Jim aka $mall Change for being you. MySpace Top 4 baby!

2006-05-23T21:02:00.000-07:00

I changed my mind?

Katherine did not bring it tonight. Taylor did. I just don't think she wants it bad enough, but I give her props for taking risks.

2006-05-22T22:52:00.000-07:00

Jack Bauer never gets a break!

2006-05-16T21:34:00.000-07:00

And then there were 3...

I'm still 100% sure that Katherine McPhee is going to win. When she's bad, she's very bad, but when she's good, boy is she good. She's so inconsistent, but I can't help but watch her. She has presence.

When the other guys sing, I tune out. Feels like I'm watching a lounge act. I guess I have to agree with Simon most of the time. Although, I usually love me some white boy soul.

Oddly enough music man Clive Davis did a really bad job of picking songs, which didn't help matters much. Paula's half here, half lost comments bore me. Somebody's taking too many happy pills.

2006-05-14T16:12:00.000-07:00

Disco Bowling
photo credit - Robyn Futterman

I just got a DVR about a week ago. Instead of making my life more efficient, it's making me a slave to TV.

2006-05-14T16:07:00.000-07:00

Yankees/Oakland Game 5.12.06

Went to a game as part of Senior Week for school. Started a full wave AND got some peanut-throwing punks thrown out of the game!

2006-05-05T21:51:00.000-07:00

Edvard Munch

I checked out the Edvarch Munch exhibit in it's last few days at the MoMa. Here are some of my favorites (Separation, The Day After, The Kiss III (woodcut), and Madonna III). If you haven't checked it out, go while you still can this weekend:

2006-05-05T21:41:00.001-07:00

David Blaine in the Bubble

David Blaine waved at me today, as I'm sure he waved at every girl he's seen while inhabiting his blue bubble. I have to say, he is THE hottest magician I've ever had the pleasure of placing my eyes upon. I remember seeing David Copperfield live once, and his tight plastic tan frightened me.

I will be DVRing the special on Monday night, as I just picked up my new DVR today! I might even head on over a few blocks away from my class on Monday night to check out the end of the festivities in person.

2006-04-30T20:33:00.000-07:00

Cherry Blossom Festival

My first time at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, and I wonder why I never went before...

2006-04-30T20:31:00.000-07:00

Vegas Baby!

2006-04-24T20:27:00.000-07:00

Irina's Bridal Shower

Vadim, I hope you don't get mad that I posted this cutout of your face on my blog. I couldn't resist. I never had more fun at a bridal shower in my life. I learned in Russian tradition that if you give someone a knife or something pointy, it's bad luck. So, when you request knife sets on a registry, you must give the knife-giver pennies. I think I must have been Russian in a past life.

2006-04-24T20:20:00.000-07:00

Alien from Space, not from Mexico

I was on the subway Sunday watching a subway performer donned with antenna who proclaimed "I'm an alien from Space, not from Mexico". After he played a medley of nursery rhymes on his saxophone ranging from "Pop Goes the Weasel" to "Three Blind Mice", he said "I landed on earth searching for earthly currency. Please help me go back to my planet."

2006-04-19T07:51:00.000-07:00

McPheever

That was my prediction from day 1.

2006-04-17T20:31:00.000-07:00

Smith from MySpace

hi queen

Am smith nicholas by name when i went through your profile wow i feel so happy bcos you are so cute to tell you the fact,
From time to time i ask my self why I chose you ... what is so special about you? Well, the reason is simple; I chose you because you are YOU!!! I have never had anyone cute and nice the way you do. I have never had anyone just look at me and make me feel beautiful. You do that to me! You make me feel special and wanted. As liberal as I can be, I would never do anything to hurt you. You mean more to me than you realize. I am hoping that one day I can prove all of this to you! I want you for you!

Lookng up to hear from you soon

2006-04-17T20:28:00.000-07:00

Yes, I will blog about 24 again because I can.

I swear I got heart palpitations tonight.

2006-04-16T15:07:00.000-07:00

Good Friday

I scored some last second tix right above the stage to see Chris & Rich Robinson acoustic at Lincoln Center's Jazz venue Rose Hall. Don't think the folks at Rose Hall were quite ready for the Crowes fans. I even got a showbill - it was quite surreal. How nice to see them perform Good Friday on Good Friday.

Went to the first ever Post It Note reading last night in hip Williamsburg's dinner & a movie venue MonkeyTown.

Walked past Mikael Barishnikov this week and tried to picture how on earth Carrie didn't look like an amazon woman standing next to him in Sex & the City. I swear he was shorter than 5"2 me.

2006-04-08T17:36:00.000-07:00

Gala at Tavern on the Green

Boy was this place a sight for sore eyes. The food sucked, the DJ sucked, but the sheer cheesiness of it all made it completely worth it.

2006-04-08T16:56:00.000-07:00

Waxing

I had a waxing appt the other day, and it completely baffles me why these generally usually asian or russian woman insist on SHOWING you the hair as it's ripped off onto the wax strip. As if the whole experience isn't uncomfortable enough.

2006-03-31T20:02:00.000-08:00

Life Takes/Mini Boxcar $e$$ions from a Pennile$$ Pimp - You Better Call Home Now

These 911 calls are heartbreaking.

On a happier note, I am now obsessed with both 24 and Shakira. I haven't gone out in 3 wks so far, and for those of you who know me, that's a lifetime. Other than work, work, work - it's the little things like my favorite TV show and my favorite "hate to love her" booty shaker.

2006-03-14T11:48:00.000-08:00

It's Been a Minute

To quote my buddy Mr. $mall Change (and I know he's reading this), "it's been a minute" since I posted. Several reasons why: Blogger is NOT letting me post photos...not sure what the bug is, but I hope it's working soon already. I'm sick as a dog - again! 5th time in 5 months. My immune system is no longer. And just general busy-ness.

First off, you know I watched 24 last night. I'm getting a little pissed off with them killing off all the cool people - like Edgar and Tony. Enough is enough already. Why you wanna make everyone cry?

I went to a CNN event for school last Friday, and who of all people walks by us on our way to the elevator? Conan O'Brien. Lord, is he a huge. I think his hair added another foot on him. I was hoping to catch a glimpse of Anderson Cooper, but I only got to see his office with his door ajar.

Finally, I kind of agreed to have my professor set me up with one of her friends...drinks and professors don't mix.

2006-03-05T20:50:00.000-08:00

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

I was voting for the Crash song, but 3 Six Mafia winning made for much better TV. Glad Crash won for best pic...

2006-02-27T21:24:00.000-08:00

30 and 1/2

I am also officially older than I was when I officially turned old. How time flies when you're counting the days...

2006-02-27T21:16:00.000-08:00

Oscar

My sister got a dog. He's named after my dad's nickname, the friendly grouch, and possibly the awards show. Doesn't that look like a cigar he's chewing? Well, it's not. I think he's teething or something. Can you tell I know nothing about dogs? Thank god he's hypoallergenic. I've never been able to have one because of my asthma, but I enjoy looking at them from afar.

Can I just say how 24 is literally one of my favorite shows of all times? Tonight was one of the best episodes I've ever seen. I literally cheered when they pulled a Secion 112? And the suspense of the two separate bombs/exlosions! Oh, and I do love Grey's Anatomy and Medium too. Me thinketh I watch too much TV.

2006-02-19T14:27:00.000-08:00

Egon Schiele

I waited in the sub-freezing weather to check out the Schiele (my favorite artist) exhibit in it's last few days, and boy was it worth the frostbite. Interesting story too - he was imprisoned for some of his "indecent" art. Here's one of my favorite pieces called Friendship. Sorry it's so small. The last day is tomorrow, so if you have the day off I highly recommend you check it out. Here's the link for more info:

http://www.neuegalerie.org/neuemain.html

2006-02-10T17:13:00.000-08:00

The Grammy's

I'd have to say it was one of the better ones recently...Madonna looks amazing. Mary J Blige made U2's performance go from average to sensational. I laughed out loud when Kanye West thanked one of my ex's from many moons ago for putting up with him as his publicist, and he totally deserved the thanks. What was up with Kelly Clarkson's squealing? I do still love her though.
Bruce Springsteen's performance was sobering, even though I've never much been a huge fan of his. What was up with Tom Hank's hair??? Was it a piece? I think I'm liking the Christina Aguilera 30s standards...

2006-02-10T09:44:00.000-08:00

Blackeasy from MySpace

Lordess

Lord have mercy, Oh my lord Jesus. Don't mean 2 use the lords fame n vain. But how else would I describe you're beauty while using your name. It plain 2 c that getting wit u, would b like signing up 4 the army Being all I can b. I'm caring & affectionate plus alittle hood I suppose. But I'm not that type of dude that will call u a bitch or a hoe. I'm always b respect til my dying day. He was taught well that's what ya momma would say. I hope u respond back if not I will b on my way.

2006-02-09T07:18:00.000-08:00

Raj from MySpace/The Poet

would love to get to know you, May I ?

CAN I BE THAT MAN?
I AM THE MAN
LOOK INTO MY EYES...
CAN I BE THE WATER?
WHICH QUENCHES YOUR THIRST?
IF YOU CANNOT BREATHE,
I WILL BREATHE FOR YOU....
I AM A MAN,
THAT GIVES THE LOVE AND AFFECTION TO A WOMAN,
I LIKE MY WOMAN TO WALK WITH ME,
HAND IN HAND, ARMS WRAPED AROUND WAISTS.
IF YOU NEED TO BE HELD, (FEEL MY ARMS),
IF YOU NEED COMFORT AND UNDERSTANDING (FEEL MY HEART),
IF YOU NEED A FRIEND AND LOVER (FEEL ME, MY SPIRIT, and MY SOUL)
AND IF YOU NEED INTIMACY LOOK IN MY EYES!
SO CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND, LOVER, COMPANION, PARTNER
MORE SO, SOMEONE YOU CAN CALL “MY MAN” “YOUR MAN”?
IF SO DO YOU HAVE YAHOO MESSANGER SO WE CAN CHAT?

2006-02-09T07:15:00.000-08:00

Mike from MySpace/Stars

hello how are u doing i hope u are fine.well...i saw ur profile and i like it,and i think u are the one am looking for. Stars are like friends; there's always some around, you just need to find your favorite one." It must have been a rainy day when you where born, except it wasn't really raining. It was the sky who was crying because it lost his most beautiful star

2006-02-05T21:07:00.000-08:00

XL Super Bowl Party

April invited us to a fabulous LG/Home & Garden XL SuperBowl party on the rooftop of the Gansevoort Hotel tonight complete with food, drinks, footballs, pom-poms, seat cushions, and most of all, plasma flat screens. I wish I had the room OR the wall space to buy one of these suckers. I'm a little obsessed right now actually. Well, I have to say it was the gayest SuperBowl party I've ever been to seeing as it was all Ralph Lauren and Polo bedding and houseware textile design folks. I'm not complaining though. It was the perfect way to spend Super Bowl Evening. I even made it home in time to watch the best Grey's Anatomy episode yet!

2006-02-03T13:30:00.000-08:00

Bourbon Street

I keep going to our weekly happy hours for school since I have class till late on Thursday nights now. Last night I met a juggler at Bourbon Street. This place is dangerous - every week it's a different character. I'm getting a little sad knowing I won't be seeing a lot of my friends regularly once school ends this summer. It's gone by so fast...

2006-02-02T11:35:00.000-08:00

BensonHurts

I threw out my back today and can barely write this post. Ahh, the joys of getting old. Here's a message from Peter on MySpace:

Hi

How are you?

I`m very happy!!! I saw your picture! You are a beautiful girl! I like you!
I`m sorry, but my English is very poor yet!

I`m a hungarian guy. I`m 40 y.o. but I`m forever young! :-)

I`m living in Brooklyn, Bensonhurts.

I have red hair, blue eyes. My heigth is 5`8”, my weight is 170 lb. I go 2 times a week to the Bally Total Fitness Club. I like to gym and to swim. But I`m not the Body Builder! My body is normal. : -)

I like to rove in Manhattan. I like to walk on the beach in Coney Island. I like the good food and the good beer. : -)
I like to listen music, I very like the live music! My favourite place is a Bitter End in Manhattan.
I can play the piano. I have a very good keyboard!!! I`m looking for a songwriter, a singer and a band.
I like to dance too. I like the rock, funky, disco…almost every type music.
I like the movie too. I have a good sense of humour, I like the joke.

Thank you for the taking the time to read my letter!
I`d be interested in getting the reply from you very soon...

Please write to my e-mail address because the myspace sometimes is wrong and maybe I do not get your answer.
Thank you!

peternewyork@freemail.hu

2006-01-31T17:51:00.000-08:00

Hit-and-Run

I found out my parents got into a car accident the other day. They were both fine, but my Dad drove into a stop sign and knocked it down. Apparently, he was blinded by the sun. Out of panic, he pulled a hit-and-run and fled the scene only to get caught by the cops. He ended up getting scolded and fined for doing so. He still feels crappy about not being a "good citizen". I know I should be taking this more seriously, but it's also kind of funny and just the type of Larry David predicament my parents seem to get into...for those of you who have been witness to my driving skills, the apple, apparently, does not fall far from the tree.

2006-01-29T17:00:00.000-08:00

More Confetti & Costumes...

2006-01-29T16:46:00.000-08:00

Dim Sum & Firecrackers 1.29.06

My second time at Triple Eight Palace, and my tummy isn't feeling right tonight.

It rained on the festivities, but this caused an interesting effect...besides the fact it also turned my brown boots purple.

2006-01-29T16:39:00.000-08:00

Chinese Flower Market 1.28.06

I bought myself two plants and some orchids...hopefully, I will keep them alive.

2006-01-20T10:46:00.000-08:00

Hey Strangers

My friend scolded me for not posting in a while, so I was forced to post.

Mental note - Never date a 23 yr old when you're 30 no matter how much fun it may seem at the time and no matter how many free jeans you might get out of it. Actually, scratch that - only do it once.

I found out my best friend's father has about 6 months left to live. I can't even imagine what she must be going through...

2006-01-02T12:36:00.000-08:00

New Year's Eve 1.1.06

A low-key New Year's Eve with some Veuve Cliquot and fine friends...

2005-12-20T22:24:00.000-08:00

New Yorkers Held Hostage

Day 1 of the transit strike, and so far it's been both annoying and adventurous as have all of the other NYC events like the Blackout, etc. I stupidly saved all my Christmas shopping for the last second, so I decided to do my shopping in Brooklyn instead of going into the city. I trekked from Brooklyn Heights to Downtown Brooklyn's Atlantic Center with bags in tow over my shoulder just like a brown Ms. Santa. I'm mostly done except for the few things I must get in the city.

I've neglected to post again for several days not due to boredom, but actually quite the opposite - a flurry of activity. I finished finals last week, and thankfully did pretty well. To celebrate, I went to a couple parties including our Fordham MBA Holiday Party, at which I picked up a 23 yr old boy at Bourbon Street (I'm 30 as most of you know). Oddly enough, we've been inseperable since. That is until the strike. Alas, we are now separated due to the Upper West side - Brooklyn no way to get there dilemna.

Checked out the Unsilent Night Boom Box Christmas Parade, and it was some really gorgeous ambient music. I think I might do it next year if I can find a boombox to borrow from someone.

2005-12-10T16:46:00.000-08:00

Trent from MySpace aka Slave Boy

Dear Sara,

I would like to apologize for clogging your inbox with this message, but I found your ad so irresistible that I had no choice but to write to you.

My name is Trent and I recently moved to New York City. I have only known one true happiness in the world, and that is the unmitigated joy of a woman. My life's passion is to give everything of myself to a woman--to devote my every waking thought to her happiness and to endeavor to play a part in the fulfillment of her life.

I began my journey in high school as I approached women as a submissive maid and errand boy. What began as a simply rendezvous to clean their house would almost inevitably find it's way into transcendent conversation. To this day I still speak to several of the women that I served in my formative years.

I followed this path through college. My personal life would vacillate from dating a sorority girl for six months, to becoming deeply involved as a woman's servant for the next six. There wasn't much rhyme or reason to my movements--I simply followed what felt natural at the moment, but I began to find that the relationships where I acted as a woman's slave were remarkable. No two encounters were ever the same (whereas I could often mark the geography of a traditional relationship with a map--understanding where I would find myself after the third date or second month). What initially began as a simple arrangement of my doing a woman's errands and chores would inevitably lead somewhere else. I might find myself hiking to the top of a mountain at dawn for yoga poses, training a woman for a marathon or hosting a dinner party for her friends.

It took a while to place my finger on the pulse of the situation, but, when I finally found it, the truth was simple: By building a relationship of unmitigated honesty, devoted to the sole purpose of finding a way to be a part of a woman's happiness, we both found a place devoid of the usual constraints of inhibition. By freeing myself of any desire beyond contributing to the woman's life, by making myself her slave, she began to grow in a completely unbounded way.

Throughout college I worked as an assistant to a lawyer, but one day we stumbled upon the topic of submission and the relationship morphed into slavery. I acted as assistant, sissy maid, errand boy, cook, chauffeur and personal trainer to her and her daughter. It was perhaps the most fulfilling 18 moths of my life, and what drove me forward in the world.

I found myself living with two dominant women this year--as their roommate to the world, but slave in actuality. I truly enjoyed my time with them, but one of the women recently became engaged and asked that I simply be her flatmate. I find such transitions too painful, and so I came to New York to write and find a new owner in this magical city.

I am seeking a woman to take me as her property. I am eager to be your maid, assistant, errand boy, chauffeur, masseur, personal trainer--literally ANYTHING you ask of me, will be done. To the world I will simply be your employee and friend, but you will know the joys of having a handsome man cleaning your house in the outfit of your choosing. The ability to wake me from a deep slumber at 3 am to fetch a favorite snack; an attractive man to work like a dog for you and your friends' amusement, and a true and constant confidant. Through this time I will be completely devoted to you, but you will be free of any restraints to pursue your romantic desires.

I suppose a little more about me would be helpful. I am a 25 year-old Jewish man. I love music, theatre, movies, sports and literature. I am clean-cut and well spoken. I have a great relationship with my parents and have worked as a personal trainer and personal assistant at the highest levels.

Would you have any interest in allowing me to be your slave?